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    From MRO@VERT/BBSESINF to All on Sat Mar 21 03:19:27 2026
    Rip Chuck Norris!

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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to MRO on Sat Mar 21 09:49:49 2026
    MRO wrote to All <=-

    Rip Chuck Norris!

    Chuck Norris was invited into the zoo to see their tiger. He went into
    the cage with it, approaching slowly. He heard a low growl. The
    zookeeper said to back away slowly, not turning his back.

    The tiger did just that.

    (Chuck told that joke himself)






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  • From Denn@VERT/OUTWEST to poindexter FORTRAN on Sat Mar 21 18:26:06 2026
    Chuck Norris was invited into the zoo to see their tiger. He went into
    the cage with it, approaching slowly. He heard a low growl. The
    zookeeper said to back away slowly, not turning his back.

    The tiger did just that.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
    Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
    Legends live forever. Chuck Norris lives longer.
    Chuck Norris was born in 1945. Hitler surrendered in 1945. Coincidence? I think not.

    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris….

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  • From Nightfox@VERT/DIGDIST to Denn on Sun Mar 22 13:59:53 2026
    Re: Re: rip chuck norris
    By: Denn to poindexter FORTRAN on Sat Mar 21 2026 06:26 pm

    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

    The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

    Nightfox

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  • From Snes1423@VERT/PROTOWEB to Nightfox on Sun Apr 5 22:53:37 2026
    Chuck died in lone wolf mcquade buried under dirt yet he resurrected thanks
    to beer (easter pun)


    On 3/22/26 4:59 PM, in article 69C05849.39106.dove_entertai@digitaldistortionbbs.com, "Nightfox (VERT/DIGDIST)" <VERT/DIGDIST!Nightfox@45.79.37.227> wrote:

    Re: Re: rip chuck norris
    By: Denn to poindexter FORTRAN on Sat Mar 21 2026 06:26 pm

    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

    The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

    Nightfox

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  • From Gamgee@VERT/PALANTIR to Snes1423 on Mon Apr 6 08:34:07 2026
    A: Because it destroys the logical flow of a thread of comments,
    and makes it difficult to keep up with a conversation.

    Q: Why do so many people object to top posting?

    A: Writing your reply to a message above what you are referring to
    rather than below it.

    Q: What is "top posting"?

    Chuck died in lone wolf mcquade buried under dirt yet he resurrected thanks to beer (easter pun)

    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

    The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.



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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to Snes1423 on Mon Apr 6 07:37:54 2026
    Snes1423 wrote to Nightfox <=-

    Chuck died in lone wolf mcquade buried under dirt yet he resurrected thanks to beer (easter pun)

    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

    The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

    A cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 3 days in unthinkable agony, the cobra
    died.




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  • From Vilenihilist@VERT to poindexter FORTRAN on Mon Apr 6 09:20:32 2026
    Re: Re: rip chuck norris
    By: poindexter FORTRAN to Snes1423 on Mon Apr 06 2026 07:37 am

    A cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 3 da > in unthinkable agony, the cobra
    died.

    Ah, that's the one they went with in
    Expendables 2. There were so many
    better ones but hey, I wasn't
    complaining in the theater. Shame we
    didn't get more actual Chuck Norris
    screen time.


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